Bikers strike again

1. The once-popular eatery in the city has had to close its doors because of massive losses - which seems puzzling since it was always well patronised. However, when the proprietors sat down recently to discuss the situation they concluded that they met their demise through heavy pilferage and the extent of freebies demanded by the men on bikes. Now the restaurant is no more, but the bikers are still around.

Who is really in charge?

2. The girlfriend is livid that her married lover is spending so much time with the wife lately. But he explained that he owed it to the family to stick by his wife's side while she mourned the loss of a loved one. Girlfriend is not very understanding and she has vowed to show him who is really in charge of bedroom affairs.

Going head to head

3. The embattled one and his BFF are said to be shopping for corporate space in the city. Those close to the situation say they are planning to go head to head with some of their arch rivals who have been giving them the cold shoulder. Listen for the big launch with all the bells and whistles.

Thriving car racket

4. People in western Jamaica are convinced that there are some very influential people behind the booming car racket, which has resulted in scores of motor vehicles being stolen. They say stealing is one thing, but they are asking how is it the thieves are able to get documentation and licences with such ease. There was a recent case where a police car was stolen and licensed in a jiffy. They are asking how that happened.

Identity theft

5. Speaking of rackets, these tough times bring out the cunningness in many people. We gather that identity theft is on the rise here in Jamaica. Persons who use the Internet to do business should be cautious. The police have recorded recent cases of identity theft which have included the use of email addresses to make hefty withdrawals and money transfers. It is time for the police to issue warnings in order to avoid heavy losses.