WHEN I was in high school, I always looked forward to Monday morning recess because that was when the guys would
gather around and swap lies about just how much sex they had over the weekend.
Sometimes the lies were so spectacular and bald that you could not, in good conscience, challenge them. Besides, you were too busy inventing your own lies to really go 'whoa, wait a minute...'.
Anyways, what really surprises me is that even now, adult guys lie about sex. Adult men still lie about how much they are having, with whom, and more often than not, they lie about how long they do it.
O.K. I love sex just as much as the next guy, but the three hour thing that I hear most men boasting about just doesn't cut it with me. When my friends boast about going 'one hour for the first session', I keep my mouth shut, I can't compete with these superguys. If you believe what you hear, all men are hung like donkeys and have the staying power of a Roman God.
One friend of mine boasted that at age 21, he once went get this 'two hours and 45 minutes of straight penetration...no orals'. While I hesitate to say that he is lying, one wonders if both he and the 'lucky female' had to seek medical attention after that particular session of lengthy lovemaking. Obviously, my friend has never heard of the phenomenon of friction. I did a mini-survey of a couple of my male friends, and most refute his boasts. One man said emphatically:
"Ah lie him a tell, you can make love for two hours with a woman but it must involve other things like oral sex, touching and kissing. No woman can take straight penetration for two hours straight unless the man has a small penis!"
Jamaican men have been programmed to believe that they have to be stamina gods in the bedroom. That's why they insist on coming to the bedroom armed and dangerous to do their 'Energiser Bunny imitations' (going on and on and on). Further, they buy into the concept of Better Sex Lives Through Chemistry which involves using things like Indian God, stone, boom or gungu, Magnum, as well as various sensation-reducing creams and sprays.
What it amounts to is that Jamaican men are under incredible pressure in the bedroom to match the empty boasts and sexual myths created by their peers. They are all afraid of the premature ejaculation jokes but some are wrecking their sexual health by going too far.
I have friends who tell me that sometimes they don't discharge at all. Of course, they claim that women worship them. I doubt it. Doctors say that men who are unable to ejaculate during intercourse or in some cases, during any sexual activity in the presence of a partner, can suffer such frustration and embarrassment that they may wind up turned off to sex altogether. Delayed ejaculation is not all it's cracked up to be, is it?
If I got to go, I just got to go, I am not using any chemicals, or holding back for anybody. Maybe later we can work on YOUR climax. Right now, this bad boy has got to go.
Sex is not about mere fun for the average male. It's a war, a test of your manhood, that is, 'yu caan mek no gal laugh affa yu'. Your woman expects you to perform, but she doesn't tell you that clitoral rather vaginal stimulation is the way to go. Men go in with extremely little information, and if you don't perform, pretty soon the whole community knows. That's messed up.
So Jamaican men come prepared. However, I have a healthy respect for any woman who will allow a man to have sustained sexual penetration with her for over two hours. That takes a special kind of woman.
I did some research on the Net which stated that the average sexual encounter lasts 38 minutes, but the average time of intercourse takes only 17 minutes. If this is correct, there are a lot of 'above average' men walking around in Jamaica. We should fly in a bunch of scientists to study them.
Scientific studies have not found that men of any particular racial group have larger or smaller erect penises, nor do they find that men in any grouping have longer average sustained intercourse. In fact, most men can only sustain active thrusting during intercourse for an average of 2 minutes before reaching climax.
So, men, stop lying. Please.
Claude Mills
You can email me at cmillsy@yahoo.com
